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Have You Considered That Decapitation Could Solve All Your Problems?
It is time for a game! Here is the premise:
- Come up with a good, or at least workable, concept for a work of fanfiction.
- Make it into a terrible idea by changing one word.
For example:
Jane wakes in unfamiliar surroundings. Red John is tired of the games. Extremely dark.
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It Is Probably Fortunate That The Winchesters Are Not The Royal Family.
Are people writing ridiculous AU fanfiction to celebrate the wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton? I do so hope they are. Sam Winchester is second in line to the throne! He becomes engaged to Ruby! The press desperately try to find out more about her family, or at least her freaking surname, but as she outright threatens to kill reporters ( Read more... ) -
Look How The Evil Flakes Fall On Everyone.
I'm not very good at April Fools' Day. I considered making a big fake 'I'M LEAVING FANDOM, GOODBYE FOREVER' post, but what I've decided to do instead is this ( Read more... ) -
Round To The Front, Where The Engine Lives.
My favourite quote so far from For Richer, For Poorer, Victoria Coren's poker memoirs:
There is not enough money in the world for Ram. He is ever so handsome and the lady croupiers get lost in his big dark eyes, but Ram doesn't seem to notice women. If the dealer was topless, Ram would still look at the cards. He once had a girlfriend who asked ( Read more... ) -
Because, Forgive Me, The Idea Is I Don't Want To Give You My Money.
I tell my parents that when the year comes to an end, I'm not going to university. I think I've found a sort of vocation in comedy. I love the underworld, I love the screwed-up people, I finally fit in and I am happy. I'm not going to give it up to study T.S. Eliot and The Wife's Lament. I can't bear to re-enter the misery of my school years. And I ( Read more... ) -
STEEL CAGE POKÉMON BATTLE I GUESS? ROUND ONE
PSYDUCK ISN'T A PSYCHIC TYPE
WHAT
WHAT
HOW DID I NEVER REALISE THIS
WHAT SORT OF MAD WORLD DO WE LIVE IN
Anyway! f_march_madness (initially mistyped as 'f_mad_marchness'), the yearly multi-fandom character steel cage match contest, is coming up soon, and this has rather got me in the mood for pitting things against other things ( Read more... ) -
Salutations, Spirit Female Kinsperson.
I DON'T KNOW WHY THIS IMAGE IS MAKING ME LAUGH SO HARD. 'I presume you are inquiring as to who this upstanding bloke is' is a very weird juxtaposition - for people unfamiliar with the connotational nuances of British English, 'I presume you are inquiring as to who this upstanding dude is' would probably have a similarly jarring effect - but 'You ( Read more... ) -
300 People May Slightly Die.
Why I Must Never Learn How to Create Fanvids, Reason One of Many: my first creation would inevitably be a video set to 'I Don't Dance' of High School Musical 2, with David Mitchell in the role of Chad and Jonathan Ross as Ryan.
It would be awful. I would be immediately and universally despised.
(Here, in case you are unaware of the context for ( Read more... ) -
I Thought I Was Stronger Than This.
YOU GUYS
the_funmonkey HAS WRITTEN A DERREN BROWN/SUPERNATURAL CROSSOVER
(YES, DERREN BROWN IS A FANDOM)
Oh, I just want everyone to write Derren Brown fanfiction all the time. He is a delight to write for and a delight to read and I am delighted.
Rewatching the Supernatural episode 'The Magnificent Seven' after Derren Brown has infected one's mind is a ( Read more... )
